The importance of zombie gun maintenance

You know the situation. Really, who hasn’t been there? You’re holed up in an abandoned farmhouse with a horde of brain-hungry zombies outside, and they’re close to busting in the doors and windows. It’s certainly NOT the time to be worrying if your gun might jam. Instead, you need to know it’s already clean and ready to make some zombie heads explode. Enter Otis Technology’s new Zombie Gun Cleaning System.

Launching at the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show in Las Vegas in mid January, the System will clean all guns that excel on dispatching the undead, such as 5.56mm rifles, 9mm and 45 caliber pistols and 12-gauge shotguns. It includes eight-inch and 30-inch Memory Flexcables for effective and correct breech-to-muzzle cleaning, four bronze bore brushes, a rubberized patch saver for a 360-degree cleaning of shotgun barrels and specialized precision tools for a complete breakdown and fine cleaning of all critical and hard to reach areas of your firearm. The kit also includes a green bore reflector/flag safety, D.O.A./85 Solvent, and a limited edition Zombie-labeled soft case.

As the company says, “Don’t make a mindless mistake when you’re trying to save your life from the walking dead.”

For more on cleaning zombie guns (and other types of guns) see: Otis Technology

Meanwhile, here’s a look at the product.